tastefullyoffensive:

Who is this man? [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Who is this man? [x]

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bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

image

covalent bonds

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grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

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macklemorethanlikely:

youtubersz:

some of these are scary accurate 

this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

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iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

shellebelle93:

wintergrey:

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

attn: roane72

oh my god someone needs to edit in the star trek “fight” music from the original series